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Back issueFriday, August 14, 2026Food Friday

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Ancient Wisdom Updated. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Zero fish caught. Everyone is relaxed.

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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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