ANCIENT WISDOM UPDATED

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Dad's Take

Teach a man to bring his wife coffee in the morning, and you've handed him a quieter life. Teach him to bring it before she asks, and you've made him a legend.

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