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Vol. I, No. 245

Forecast A stampede of puns, mild eye-rolling

Back issueAnimal Wednesday

What's the loudest pet?

By Dad, Staff Humorist

Noise Complaint Filed. What's the loudest pet? A trumpet!

Noise Complaint Filed

The trumpet has been fed and watered.

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A trumpet!

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