Vol. I, No. 243

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

Procrastinators Manifesto

Procrastinators Manifesto. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Procrastinators Manifesto

Dad moves the task one day further.

The answer

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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How it works

  1. 1 Read the headline
  2. 2 The page turns itself
  3. 3 Groan, then send it
The day beforeFine Print Seminar

Your reading streak

Read a page each day and Dad keeps count.

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This week in the paper

A new issue every day at midnight UTC. Monday is puns, Wednesday is animals, Friday is food, and every other day is a Wildcard. Tomorrow is a Wildcard.