Vol. I, No. 246

Forecast Nostalgia, with a chance of cassette tape

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Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped from jail?

Tabloid of the Year. Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped from jail? He was a small medium at large.

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The psychic saw it all coming.

The answer

He was a small medium at large.

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