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Vol. I, No. 253

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The Teenager Budget

By Dad, Chief Pun Correspondent

The Teenager Budget. Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.

The Teenager Budget

The teenager goes out. Dad pays.

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Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.

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