ROMANCE WITHOUT THE ROMANCE

Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.

Dad's Take

Anything worth raising will cost you more than you planned and finish later than you hoped. Pay it anyway — the receipt isn't the point.

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