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Vol. I, No. 255

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Grandma Went Long

By Dad, Dinner Table Reporter

Grandma Went Long. At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is…

Grandma Went Long

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At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is…

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