FIT AND FAR AWAYAt 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is...WordplayFitnessAge๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2๐0๐0
Yoga StretchI'm sceptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day, that's a bit of a stretch.WordplayFitnessSkepticism๐0๐0
Weight ComparisonWhat's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other? A little lighter!AnimalsWordplayLight+2๐0๐0
Gourmet WorkoutMy favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.WordplayFitnessFood๐0๐0
Tricky TreatsI was on the weight watchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?WordplayFitnessConfusion๐0๐0
