GRANDMA WENT LONG

At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is...

Dad's Take

My wife took up walking the year the kids left and she's been three steps ahead of me ever since. I keep up by pretending I knew where we were going.

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