Vol. I, No. 264

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one.

Bedside Manner Optional. Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Bedside Manner Optional

The empty chair is a model patient.

The answer

Tell him I can't see him right now.

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