Vol. I, No. 269

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Back issueWildcard

Age is an issue of mind over matter.

Number on the Cake. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Number on the Cake

Dad does not mind the birthday card.

The answer

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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