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Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Dad's Take

The clients you can't see clearly are the ones who don't pay. Get every promise on paper or get it out of your week. A handshake is a feeling, son, not a contract.

Doctor Office

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