INVISIBLE CONCERNDoctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.HealthWordplayWork๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Workday WoesI only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.WordplayWeekdaysWork+1๐0๐0
Limited Inventory, Unlimited FunA bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.WorkHealthBar+2๐0๐0
Cured BaconSmoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโฆ Butโฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!FoodSmokingIrony+2๐0๐0
Mind ChangeI wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.HealthBrainWordplay+1๐0๐0
Tireless PursuitDid you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.WordplayCrimeCars+2๐0๐0
