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Recliner Philosophy Hour

RECLINER PHILOSOPHY HOUR

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Dad's Take

Retirement age is a number HR made up so the building doesn't fill with recliners. Work as long as the work loves you back, and not one Tuesday longer.

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