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Today’s big storySunday, October 18, 2026Wildcard

Festive Appliance Romance

Festive Appliance Romance. I know it’s October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
The new fridge has a lovely glow.

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I know it’s October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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