FESTIVE APPLIANCE ROMANCE

I know it's October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Dad's Take

Wrap the practical gift, hand it over with a flourish, and absolutely take the bow when she opens it. Confidence is the only thing that turns a fridge into a present.

Fridge Christmas Wife Gift Kitchen

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