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Vol. I, No. 298

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Definitional Loophole

By Dad, Our Man on the Couch

Definitional Loophole. I’m retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

Definitional Loophole

Tired again today. Retirement is confirmed.

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I’m retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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