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Aging Gracefully

Aging Gracefully

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

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Uncharted Years

Uncharted Years

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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Fit and Far Away

Fit and Far Away

At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is...

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Wrinkles in Time

Wrinkles in Time

Time may be a great healer but it’s also a lousy beautician.

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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Old Man Golf

Old Man Golf

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man.

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