CUSHIONED QUARTERLY REPORT

How’s the new furniture store doing? Sofa, so good!

Dad's Take

Steady beats flashy every single quarter. The shops that quietly restock the shelves outlast the ones throwing grand opening confetti. Show up, sweep the floor, do it again tomorrow.

Business Money

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