Alphabet Jokes

8 alphabet dad jokes. You asked for it.

Missing One Letter

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.

AlphabetLetterSpelling+1

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Mail Room Riddle

What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and has only one letter? Envelope!

RiddleLetterAlphabet

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Alphabet Botany

Why is the letter 'A' like a flower? Because a 'B' comes after it!

AlphabetLetterBee

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Overboard Education

Why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at 'C'.

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Alphabet Math

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an A bra.

AlphabetLetter

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North Pole Schoolhouse

What do elves learn in school? The ELF-ABET!

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Underwater Sizing Chart

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!

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A Concise Memoir

Just finished writing my first book… The A to C of Laziness.

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