Laziness Jokes

9 laziness dad jokes. You asked for it.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.

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I don't understand why people hate lazy people. They didn't do anything.

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Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

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I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.

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How to stay poor. I'll start tomorrow

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Just finished writing my first book... The A to C of Laziness.

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