Vegetarian Jokes

3 vegetarian dad jokes. You asked for it.

Undead Goes Plant Based

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS

ZombieVegetarianHalloween+1

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Naming Rights

If I discovered a new animal, I'd call it a Quorn! Just to mess with vegetarians.

AnimalVegetarianFood

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Salad Has Enemies

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

VegetarianAnimalsFood+1

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