Attention Jokes

4 attention dad jokes. You asked for it.

Scientific Distraction Index

The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!

MathAttention

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Spotlight On A Stumble

Nothing grabs attention like a big mistake.

MistakesAttentionFailure

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Tuition of Sitting Up Straight

Knowledge is not free. You have to pay attention.

KnowledgeAttentionLearning+2

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Send Help, Mostly Applause

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing's wrong. I'm just a narcissist.

AttentionEgo

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