Mistakes Jokes

15 mistakes dad jokes. You asked for it.

Silicon Confidence

Computers make very very fast, very accurate mistakes.

ComputersTechnologyMistakes+2

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Standard Operating Procedure

To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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Audit Failed

This sentence contains exactlly three erors.

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The Universal Job Site Rule

Meskimen's Law: "There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over."

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Sunrise Operations Report

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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Confidence Is A Speed

When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.

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Productivity Hack

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

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Shovel Down, Champ

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

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Math From The Recliner

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

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Spotlight On A Stumble

Nothing grabs attention like a big mistake.

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Garnish, Officially

Remember, a small bottle of vodka not only makes your table look nice but also covers any cooking mistakes.

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Forward Gear Only

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

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Free Family Planning Tip

Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control.

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Undo Button Not Included

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

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Same Wreck, New Paint

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

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