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Failure Jokes

5 failure dad jokes. You asked for it.

Failed Math Profit

Failed Math Profit

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Parachute Wisdom

Parachute Wisdom

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Stationary Business

Stationary Business

I tried to start a stationary business. Unfortunately, it just didn't go anywhere.

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Aviation Attempt

Aviation Attempt

I tried to write a joke about planes. But it never took off.

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Know-It-All Strategy

Know-It-All Strategy

If you're aiming for FAILURE, just pretend you know EVERYTHING!!!

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