Ego Jokes

11 ego dad jokes. You asked for it.

Nesting Egos

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

Ego

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Settled By The Manager

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

ArgumentsEgoFamily+1

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Qualified On Paper

Vote for me! I know nothing... but I think I know everything. That points clearly to a political career.

PoliticsEgoAmbition

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Recalibrated, Still Undefeated

My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right.

StubbornEgoConfidence

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Streak Officially Intact

I have only been wrong once in my entire life. It was when I thought I was wrong but turned out I was right.

EgoConfidenceLogic

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Cosmic Customer Service

God created all of this just to have a special relationship with me... sure…

ReligionPhilosophyHumility+1

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Definitely Not Competing

I'm not much of a competitive person. I'll be the first to admit that.

EgoHumilityIrony

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Undefeated Streak

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

ConfidenceEgoStubborn

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Genie Energy Activated

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

EgoConfidenceHumor

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Send Help, Mostly Applause

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers right now. Nothing is going on, I'm just a narcissist.

AttentionEgo

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Confidence Tax

If you're aiming for FAILURE, just pretend you know EVERYTHING!!!

FailureConfidenceEgo+2

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