Boat Jokes

4 boat dad jokes. You asked for it.

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

BeerBoat

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A Floating Bargain

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

BoatShopping

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Sea and Sky Census

Truth is… there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky…

OceanBoat

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Retired Sailor Checks In

What did the retired sailor say? Long time, no sea.

RetirementOceanBoat

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