Shopping Jokes

9 shopping dad jokes. You asked for it.

Jungle Tier Membership

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

ShoppingRelationship

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A Floating Bargain

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

ShoppingMoneyPun

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Prime Eligible Paradox

I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I'll let you know…

ChickenShopping

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Calendar Misread Tragedy

Guess what? It's hearing awareness month. Wow earring awareness month, time to shop!

HearingAwarenessShopping+1

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Receipts Required

I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit!

ShoppingMoneySales

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Aisle Five Mystery

I've always wondered how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it...

Shopping

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Big Spender Update

I don't usually brag about my expensive trips... but I just got home from the grocery store!

ShoppingMoney

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Driveway Economics

A yard sale: "A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."

MoneyShoppingGarage

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Search Engine Trouble

eBay is useless. I searched for 'lighters' and got 12,544 matches.

InternetShopping

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