Shopping Jokes

9 shopping dad jokes. You asked for it.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

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Guess what? It's hearing awareness month. Wow earring awareness month, time to shop!

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I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit!

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I've always wondered how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it...

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I don't usually brag about my expensive trips... but I just got home from the grocery store!

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A yard sale: "A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."

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eBay is useless. I searched for 'lighters' and got 12,544 matches.

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How’s the new furniture store doing? Sofa, so good!

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Most expensive vehicle to operate in 2024-2025

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