Retirement Jokes

3 retirement dad jokes. You asked for it.

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

WordplayRetirementLife+2

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Retirement Priorities

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

RetirementAgePriorities

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Sea You Later

What did the retired sailor say? Long time, no sea

OceanRetirementWordplay

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