Friend Jokes

3 friend dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bail For The Bookworm

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"

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Eulogy at the Diner

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

Breakfast Friend Goodbye

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Beak Off, Pal

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Birds Puns Friend+1

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