Friend Jokes

4 friend dad jokes. You asked for it.

Confidant of the Year

Your secret is safe with me… I wasn't even listening.

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Eulogy at the Diner

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

Egg Breakfast Friend

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Until the Box Opens

Best friends: willing to sacrifice everything for each other, yet fiercely battle over the last slice of pizza.

Friend Pizza Food

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Beak Off, Pal

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Bird Pun Friend

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