Fashion Jokes

6 fashion dad jokes. You asked for it.

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Reptile in Tailoring

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

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Dressed for the Lineup

Caught by fashion police for his criminal ties!

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Absolute Zero Briefs

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? 'Kelvin Klein' wear.

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Wardrobe Origin Story

T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

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Shades of Controversy

Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them. They're really polarizing…

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