Deadpan Jokes

3 deadpan dad jokes. You asked for it.

Decade Of Disposition

I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

MoodAttitudeAging+1

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Australian Engineering

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

DeadpanSilly

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Gravity Always Wins

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

AbsurdDeadpanGrandfather

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