Attitude Jokes

9 attitude dad jokes. You asked for it.

Loophole In Human Nature

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

MoneyFinanceAttitude

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Two For The Price

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

AttitudeLife

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Forecast: Improving

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

PeopleAttitudeMood

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My Position Has Not Changed

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

AttitudeSarcasm

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Decade Of Disposition

I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

MoodAttitudeAging+1

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Oscar Worthy Indifference

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

SarcasmAttitudeMood

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Status Report From The Ledge

So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good.

OptimismSuccessPersistence+1

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Veteran Move

What makes you think this is my first time?

ExperienceConfidenceAttitude+1

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Mirror Talk Only

If you don't like me, that's fine. I don't start my day trying to impress you.

ConfidenceAttitudeMindset

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