Absurd Jokes

13 absurd dad jokes. You asked for it.

A Riddle With Layers

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

Tomato Riddle Absurd+2

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Heavy Handles

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Absurd

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Aquatic Armored Division

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Fish Misunderstanding Absurd

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Asking For A Friend

I wonder what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them…

Color Curiosity Absurd

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Optimist At Altitude

If your parachute won't open. It's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.

Parachute Skydiving Optimism+2

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Old Arcade Reference

What do you get when a fly is buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader!

Silly Absurd

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Two Guys and a Trout

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

Lightbulb Fish Art+1

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Gravity Always Wins

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Absurd Deadpan Grandfather

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Apex Trivia Hour

What do an eagle and a lion have in common? They both have wings, except for the lion.

Animals Trivia Absurd

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Beakless In Concert

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger.

Bird Music Absurd

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Tuxedo Soup

What is gray? A melted penguin!

Penguin Bird Absurd+1

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Behind The Curtain

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

Truth Philosophy Reality+2

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Wrong Red Suit

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He accidentally sold his soul to Santa!

Absurd

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