Absurd Jokes

19 absurd dad jokes. You asked for it.

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

Color Food Absurd+2

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Typo Pun

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

Religion Animals Wordplay+2

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Pi Precision

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

Math Technology Geek+2

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Tropical Sunglasses

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

Food Travel Absurd

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Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

Technology Family Absurd+1

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Insignificant Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

Animals Wordplay Elephant+1

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Norris Power

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Absurd Sports Fiction+2

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Extinct Strategy

Why can't dinosaurs play chess? Cuz… they're all dead?

Dinosaurs Play Death+1

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Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

Animals Wordplay Absurd+2

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Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Animals Fish Conversational+2

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Dental Hazard

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!

Color Absurd Surprise

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Aquatic Commute

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

Absurd Fish Animals+2

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Bridge Logic

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be insane.

Travel Absurd Dark Humor

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Aimless Archer

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit is the target.

Wordplay Absurd

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How to Know If You're Going Crazy

What's a good sign that you're going insane? I'm asking for an imaginary friend?

Mental Health Psychology Absurd+1

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Right About Being Wrong

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

Wordplay Confidence Absurd+2

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Surreal Lightbulb Moment

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

Lightbulb Wordplay Art+1

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Truth Hurts

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

Truth Wordplay Absurd+2

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Searching in the Light

Are you sure you lost your keys here? No, but the light’s better here!

Lost Light Wordplay+1

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