Detective Jokes

3 detective dad jokes. You asked for it.

Reptile In Tailoring

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

DetectiveFashionCareer

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Neighborhood Watch Activated

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

Detective

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Reconnaissance, Romantically

I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.

DatingRomanceDetective

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