Chicken Jokes

8 chicken dad jokes. You asked for it.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach…'

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Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know…

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Why did the robot chicken cross the road? He was programmed to!

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I asked the waiter how they prepared their chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

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A Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"

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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!

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Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

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