Driving Jokes

6 driving dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bumpy Confession

I have a fear of speed bumps… But I'm slowly getting over it.

DrivingRoad

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Aquatic Armored Division

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

FishDriving

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Faster Than the GPS

Why do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.

DrivingHaircut

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Ask the Cashier

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

DrivingDrinking

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Eternal Youth Hack

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

NapSleepDriving+1

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Saturday Night Calculus

What do you say to a mathematician on a Saturday night? Don't drink and derive.

Driving

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