Driving Jokes

5 driving dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bumpy Confession

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

FearPhobiaDriving+2

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Faster Than The GPS

Why do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.

DrivingHaircutCommute

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Ask The Cashier

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

DrinkingDrivingRules

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Eternal Youth Hack

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

SleepDrivingAging+1

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Geographic Difficulties

I never lose my car in the parking lot. It’s just temporarily misplaced!

CarParkingLost+1

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