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Nap Jokes

4 nap dad jokes. You asked for it.

Olympic Level Horizontal

Olympic Level Horizontal

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Strategic Planning in Bed

Strategic Planning in Bed

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.

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Eternal Youth Hack

Eternal Youth Hack

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

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Horizontal Enlightenment

Horizontal Enlightenment

The more naps I take, the better I understand the world.

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