Goodbye Jokes

3 goodbye dad jokes. You asked for it.

Negotiated Disappearance

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

SarcasmGoodbyeFamily

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Eulogy at the Diner

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

BreakfastFriendGoodbye

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Take One For The Road

What's a good parting gift? A comb

GiftGoodbye

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