Sarcasm Jokes

6 sarcasm dad jokes. You asked for it.

My Position Has Not Changed

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

AttitudeSarcasm

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Negotiated Disappearance

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

SarcasmGoodbyeFamily

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Oscar Worthy Indifference

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

SarcasmAttitudeMood

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Skeptic at the Dinner Table

I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

BrainInsultSarcasm+1

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Best Decision Or Hostage Situation

People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.

KidsParentingFamily+2

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House Rules Apply

If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you.

OpinionSarcasmFamily+1

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