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7 government dad jokes. You asked for it.

House Rules Apply

House Rules Apply

We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.

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Fiscal Catch Twenty Two

Fiscal Catch Twenty Two

Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong; taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.

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Reptiles On The Payroll

Reptiles On The Payroll

What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!

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History on a Napkin

History on a Napkin

A long time ago we had empires run by emperors. We then had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

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Civics For The Cul-De-Sac

Civics For The Cul-De-Sac

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

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Civics For Tired People

Civics For Tired People

Direct democracy is when everyone votes on everything except whether they want to keep voting on everything.

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Etymology Lesson Free

Etymology Lesson Free

Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!

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