House Rules Apply
We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.
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7 government dad jokes. You asked for it.
We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.
Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong; taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.
What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors. We then had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
Direct democracy is when everyone votes on everything except whether they want to keep voting on everything.
Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!