History Jokes

10 history dad jokes. You asked for it.

Solo Inventor Problem

What was a more useful invention than the first telephone? The second telephone.

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History Class Cheap Seats

Communism was doomed from the beginning. Did they miss all the red flags?

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Toga Math

When is 'L' greater than 'XL'? In ancient Rome.

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Norse Code

If a Viking is reincarnated... is he Bjorn again?

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Two Centuries On The Hoof

What you call a 200-year old buffalo? A bisontennial.

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History on a Napkin

A long time ago we had empires run by emperors. We then had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

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Tenth Grade Vindication

Why were the Middle Ages called Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

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Castle Nightlife

Where did everyone go to party in medieval times? The Knight Club

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Almost Named It Something Else

The guy who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it BRELLA But he hesitated...

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Royal Amphibian Trivia

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Same middle name

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