History Jokes

9 history dad jokes. You asked for it.

Ancient Sizing

When is 'L' greater than 'XL'? In ancient Rome.

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Nordic Rebirth

If a Viking is reincarnated... is he Bjorn again?

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Aged Bovine Celebration

What you call a 200-year old buffalo? A bisontennial.

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Thanks for Nothing

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

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Vintage Rainbow

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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From Empires to Countries

A long time ago we had empires run by emperors. We then had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

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Shedding Light on the Dark Ages

Why were the Middle Ages called Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

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Middle Name Mystery

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Same middle name

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Noah's Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

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