Objects Jokes

5 objects dad jokes. You asked for it.

Single Letter

What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and has only one letter? Envelope!

WordplayRiddlesLanguage+1

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Pointless Writing

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

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Corner Meeting

What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

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Battery Economics

How much did the man sell his dead batteries for? Nothing, they are free of charge!

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The Classroom King

What's the king of school supplies? The ruler.

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