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Past Jokes

3 past dad jokes. You asked for it.

Already Bombed Tomorrow

Already Bombed Tomorrow

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

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Hardcover Edition

Hardcover Edition

My past defines my present... Not my future! I am the author of my life!

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Spiritual Bankruptcy

Spiritual Bankruptcy

I've decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money... Sorry, I've moved on!

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