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5 people dad jokes. You asked for it.

Forecast: Improving

Forecast: Improving

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

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Crime of Doing Nothing

Crime of Doing Nothing

I don't understand why people hate lazy people. They didn't do anything.

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Razor Sharp Theory

Razor Sharp Theory

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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Thermostat Wars Forever

Thermostat Wars Forever

You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.

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Battery At Eleven Percent

Battery At Eleven Percent

I’m totally an introvert... until I’m not! It’s not that I’m scared of people! I’m just selectively extroverted!

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