Lazy Jokes

9 lazy dad jokes. You asked for it.

Minimum Viable Effort

My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

WeekendRestLazy

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Caught You Skimming

Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.

LazyLazinessReading+2

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Crime of Doing Nothing

I don't understand why people hate lazy people. They didn't do anything.

LazyLazinessPeople+2

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Tomorrow Sounds Better

A procrastinator's work is never done.

ProcrastinationWorkLazy+2

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Geometrically Speaking

I'm in shape... Round is a shape, isn't it?

FitnessExerciseLazy+1

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Sunrise Is A Rumor

I could be a morning person... if morning started around noon.

MorningSleepLazy

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Tomorrow Sounds Promising

A procrastinator's work is never done.

ProcrastinationWorkLazy

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Pace Yourself Champ

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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Aged To Excellence

I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, I’ll be older and wiser.

ProcrastinationWisdomLazy+1

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