Pet Jokes

3 pet dad jokes. You asked for it.

Magic Mut

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

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The Sting of a Dog's Rebuff

It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

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Trumpet Pet

What's the loudest pet? A trumpet!

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