Pet Jokes

5 pet dad jokes. You asked for it.

Math Tutor in Fur

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

DogMathPet

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Abracadabra Fetch

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

DogPet

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Knock Knock Foiled

Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

DogPet

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Bird Brain Tragedy

I had a parrot and it could talk. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

ParrotBirdPet+1

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Brass At Breakfast

What's the loudest pet? A trumpet!

PetMusicLoud+1

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