Bird Jokes

10 bird dad jokes. You asked for it.

Migratory Common Sense

Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's faster than walking.

BirdWinterWalking

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Feathered Curriculum

What kind of math do birds love? Owl-gebra.

BirdAlgebraMath

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Avian Happy Hour

Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

BarDrinkingBird

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Dawn Chorus, Domestic Edition

I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

BirdSpouseMorning+1

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Parrot Communication Issues

I had a parrot and it could talk. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

ParrotBirdPet+1

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Hoo Are You Kidding

I've been thinking of you… owl night long.

BirdNightRomance

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Beak Off, Pal

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

BirdPunFriend

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Beakless in Concert

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger.

Bird

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Tuxedo Soup

What is gray? A melted penguin!

PenguinBirdColor

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Dawn Chorus Dispute

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

BirdSinging

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