Dog Jokes

10 dog dad jokes. You asked for it.

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

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I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

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What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

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Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

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I threw a ball for my dog… It's a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

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I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

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It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, but when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

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Am I part of Dog's Plan? The dyslexic-agnostic insomniac stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog!

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Your vet might not mention this, but if your dog has a fever, grab some mustard from the store. It's the best thing for a hot dog!

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