Dog Jokes

8 dog dad jokes. You asked for it.

Math Tutor in Fur

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

DogMathPet

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Abracadabra Fetch

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

DogPet

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Knock Knock Foiled

Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

DogPet

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Black Tie Optional

I threw a ball for my dog... It’s a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

DogBirthdayPets+2

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Hard-Earned Sandwich Rule

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

DogFoodPets+2

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Stapled to a Telephone Pole

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

MusicDog

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Loyal And Pretty Smart

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

Dog

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Off-Label Pet Care

Your vet might not mention this, But if your Dog has a fever, grab some mustard from the store. It's the Best thing for a hot Dog!

DogPetsMoney

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