Phobia Jokes

3 phobia dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bumpy Confession

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

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Symmetrical Panic

Aibohphobia is the irrational fear of palindromes.

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The Long Word Defense

arachibutyrophobia noun | \ ə-ˌra-ki-ˌbyü-tē-rō-ˈfō-bē-ə \ An irrational or excessive fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth. Derived from Greek arachis (peanut) and butyrum (butter), combined with -phobia (fear).

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