Fear Jokes

12 fear dad jokes. You asked for it.

Boxed Ideas

Claustrophobic people are more productive when they are thinking out of the box.

FearProductivityPhilosophy+2

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Bump Overcoming

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

FearSpeedCars+1

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Calendar Fate

I'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.

WordplayTimeFear+1

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Spider Mystery

Seeing spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

AnimalsFearFamily

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Enemies Everywhere

Even paranoids have enemies.

FearWordplay

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Fear of the Light

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electricity bill, I am afraid of the light.

FearDark HumorElectricity+2

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Fictional Fears

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.

ImaginationFearMotivation+2

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Aibohphobia

Aibohphobia is the irrational fear of palindromes.

FearPalindromeWordplay+1

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Stalking the Stalker

I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope last night.

Dark HumorNeighborsTechnology+1

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The Real Dental Fear

When I said 'I was afraid of the dentist', I meant the bill!!!

MoneyFearDentist

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The Fear of Future Fame

I'm afraid my kid will become a famous artist, and I'll have thrown away a fortune in their early work.

FamilyArtFear+1

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Peanut Butter Panic

arachibutyrophobia noun | \ ə-ˌra-ki-ˌbyü-tē-rō-ˈfō-bē-ə \ An irrational or excessive fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth. Derived from Greek arachis (peanut) and butyrum (butter), combined with -phobia (fear).

FearWordplayFood+1

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