Fear Jokes

5 fear dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bumpy Confession

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

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Eight Legs On The Loose

Seeing spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

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Bill Shock Specialist

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electricity bill, I am afraid of the light.

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Symmetrical Panic

Aibohphobia is the irrational fear of palindromes.

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Quarter Eating Phobia

What do you call it when you're so scared of arcade games that you cannot move anymore? Tetrified!

GamesFear

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