Pig Jokes

4 pig dad jokes. You asked for it.

Breakfast Plate Economics

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

BreakfastChickenPig+2

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Black Belt Bacon

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

PigAnimalsFood

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Picking The Fight

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

PigArgumentWisdom+2

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Bacon Velocity Problem

Pig without 3.14 is 9.81

PigMathPhysics+2

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