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Sheep Jokes

3 sheep dad jokes. You asked for it.

Milking Sheep

Milking Sheep

How do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

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Shear Genius

Shear Genius

Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop.

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Insomniac Countdown

Insomniac Countdown

Insomnia is great... only three more sleeps until Christmas. And it is still September!

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